I thought the ex-wife was supposed to be the bitter one...

So, to all my friends... I couldn't sleep this morning and decided to check my email. I came across an email showing from my ex husband (Joe Olschewski).

Well, first here's a little story. Joe called me on Wednesday, apparently he was wondering if I had an extra key to the house that we bought in Lehi because he had to show it even though I was under the impression that it was already sold. Well I kindly informed him that I did not have a key, I left all the keys, etc when I moved out. He was very polite and we chatted for a bit. Just the asking of how things were going, I congratulated him on his upcoming wedding that I heard about through a friend of his fiance's sister, and we hung up the phone.

Now, as you all know, Joe and I got married young. We had a lot of problems from the beginning of our relationship forward and probably should have never got married. We weren't happy very often when we were married, and we tried to hide this from our families. The wear and tear got too much, we had a breaking point and we decided to get divorced. Even though I truely believe that the divorce was decided long before the words were spoken. I still love Joe as a person but he is not nor ever will be the right guy for me.

Now attached below is the email that I received that I actually opened this time (I have been contacted SEVERAL times through different email accounts that Stefani has set up and usually I just delete them). I figured that she was over the taunting and over the games and happy. But apparently the ring on her finger still doesn't show her that Joe loves her, not me, I don't love him, we are not meant to be together, I know this... What more do I have to say? I

hope you all enjoy the wonderful piece of comedy below, I think that she should open for Jim Carrey or something because I don't know where she got her facts from. On a side note, I truely was happy for both Stefani and Joe... But how can I be happy for a girl that hates and despises me so much? I am also confused by what actions I have done that show that I hate her???

Please someone, enlighten me.

Oh and about the stealing of the sister... Tara will ALWAYS be Stefani's sister, Tara will ALWAYS be there for her sister, I did not steal her sister from her, I see and talk to Tara maybe once a month (if she shows to Bunco)...

Oh and I added a couple comments of my own to what she wrote, just for shits and giggles...

Happy Halloween everyone!!!

From: joelovesstef@hotmail.com
To: elizabeth_james217@hotmail.com
Subject: Over...
Date: Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:17:21 -0600

It is pretty obvious that you hate me and I hate you. That has been made very clear by both of our actions.

Here are the facts:

- Joe and I had something before you got divorced. Sorry
I don't care... As stated above Joe and I had separate lives for a while even though we were "together"... It's okay...

- You got dumped!! Now you are a fat and trashy. It is great that you have big b**bs but, that’s about all you have going for you. Hope that those get you far in life…
So many on this one... I didn't get dumped, I got divorced. I am a fat and trashy? What is a fat and trashy? Hmmm, whore? Will that one work for ya? Oh and I am over the age of 18, I think you can type BOOBS, but I do recall that you got them at the beginning of the year also... They are fabulous aren't they? I hope you enjoy yours as much as I enjoy mine, and yes they will get me far, I appreciate the looking out...

- Next Friday, Joe and I are getting married and living happily ever after. You should probably get over me and him and start living your own disgusting life.
I did hear you were getting married, congrats! Let's see, I never had a crush on you, so I think you'll be easy to get over. I was over Joe a while ago, and I have been living my own life don't you notice that when you check up on my blog???

- Lastly, you may have taken my sister from me but, I took your husband. Do you still think you won?
I haven't taken your sister. I do still have a friend in your sister and she is a mature enough person to be able to still be my friend when she has to deal with so much drama from you. Ask her how many times I ask about you, or bring you up, or ask about Joe when we are together... Do it, ask her!!! And I didn't know this was a competition to be had... Damn, I really enjoy a good one, guess I got to be on the sidelines for that...

Have a great day and please leave me, my fiance, my Facebook and my blog alone.
Well thank you, you have a wonderful day too. But I NEVER recall contacting YOU for anything, I haven't contacted JOE since back when I was receiving letters from the bank which was MONTHS ago... The call that was in his phone recently, if you look hard it will show it as an OUTGOING call, meaning, HE called ME (this was all explained above, I will give you a minute while you scroll up). When it comes to Facebook, I just BARELY joined like 3 days ago and with your blog... I have never seen your blog, I do not care to check your blog.

Sincerely,
The Woman You Wish You Were
I think we should both nix the word "woman"... Kinda "childish" to keep sending me emails... And I am playing right back by doing this, but oh well, sometimes you have to let go of all boundries...

PS – Here is a website you may want to check out. http://www.howtohealyourbrokenheart.com/
Hot damn!!! That is so nice of you to go and research all of this for me, it makes my life so much easier!!! Now I don't have to go and try to find all this help and healing for my... wait, broken HEART? I thought it said something else... Nah, heart is healed... Didn't you hear that duct tape and superglue fixes EVERYTHING...

*muah* kisses to you and your upcoming nuptuals!!! I am guessing I won't be getting an invite though???